They tried, I’ll give them credit they really tried. But I’m still here. I told them, better make sure I stay down. They didn’t.

now seems I have a few things that belong to them.

Yeah, they left me a few gifts, eight shell casings and seven lead slugs buried in my chest. Yeah, it’s a generous offer, but I will have to return them.

I guess I really do look different, they looked so surprised to see me. All they could do was gape and point and stutter.

Yeah, yeah I know, It’s impolite to return a gift, so I’ll leave you with more.

They may be small but you get a bunch, pellets are nice huh?

Chick-Chick.

Why aren’t you guys smiling?

Chick-Chick

I thought it was generous.

Chick-chick

Accept your gifts.

Chick-chick

Oh… and thanks for the presents. Merry Christmas.

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A/N: to all the people who hurt others needlessly. keep in mind that you are writing your own life, day by day. and the editor may make some Cuts.