Midnight 01

"Ohmigod! We're going to die!" Oro panicked as the first broadcast warning sounded on the radio. In a gloomy monotone, the President had pronounced that a meteor larger than the sun was headed in their direction. Their appointed time of death: Midnight 01.

"We're going to DIE!" He screamed louder.

Yuru looked up mildly from a comic book. "Yeah? So?"

"SO?! I'M STILL A VIRGIN!!"

Yuru blinked, put down his book, and then began to hyperventilate at the very thought.

"Y-Yuru?"

"SO AM I!" Yuru screamed, in wide-eyed terror. "HOW WILL I LIVE UP TO THAT WHEN I HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE WHEN I DIE!!"

They both shuddered.

"Oro, I should've taken my chance with Juli..." Yuru whispered.

"The fuck! You had the chance?!"

Yuru squirmed nervously. "Well... yeah..."

"And?!"

"Well... she was a slut and I wanted my first time to be sortof... special..."

"YOU FUCKIN' IDIOT! WHAT KINDA MAN ARE YOU?!"

"Oh, shut up. You haven't even kissed a girl," Yuru reminded.

"Did to!" Oro shrieked. "Remember Allie?"

"Allie... Allie... you didn't make her up, did you? You got some weird fantasies..." Yuru muttered.

"Nooo! She was at camp!"

"Ooh her. You mean Alisha."

Oro twitched. "Yes... Alisha was her name..."

"You never called her, did you?"

"It's besides the point. I kissed her, didn't I?"

Yuru sighed heavily. "It doesn't matter. We're still both virgins."

"Two lonely virgins... in an empty house... with nothing to do for the next three hours..."

"The hell?" Yuru growled.

"I'm writing a poem," Oro said through gritted teeth. "I've got to accomplish at least one thing."

"Whatever. Man, the way you said it made it seem like-"

"By the way, I'm bi."

"You're WHAT?!"

"Just thought I'd tell you all my secrets."

"Wh-what? But... Oro... I thought you... we... we weren't supposed to have any secrets from each other..."

"Yeah, yeah," Oro shrugged off the hurt statement. "Got any lube?"

"WHY WOULD I HAVE LUBE?!"

"Well... it can be used for many things..."

Sweating bullets, Yuru finally asked, "Like...?"

"Put some in your mouth and it makes you smile against your will. Gotta give God a smile, you know." Oro grinned happily at his brillant idea.

Yuru collasped across the bed he once sat all carefree and reading before that damned announcement. "It's creepy when you're the calm one." He tossed the requested tube over to his friend.

"Just trying to think who I could lose my virginity to is all. So I must be calm... Sara?"

"Hate to burst your bubble, but we're in a cabin that's fifty miles from civilization with nothing but a radio..." He paused and stared at the boy leaning against the bed frame. "And... alone..."

Oro didn't look up. "Yep..."

"...with three hours to kill... and lube... and our virginity..."

"Yep..."

Yuru waited for it to click for a full ten minutes before flicking his friend's light hair. Oro smiled up at him, his lips moving slo-mo. "Two lonely virgins... in an empty house... 50 miles from civilization and girls... Two lonely virgins... doomed..."

Yuru twitched.

"Poem's done!" he said proudly as he took the lube tube for some major applying. Yuru snatched it away.

"Don't you get it?!" Yuru growled.

"Get what?"

"Three hours..." He repeated, "...alone... virginity... two of us... three hours..."

"...Is this some kind of math problem?"

"NO!"

"A... riddle?"

"I'm trying to hit on you, you idiot!"

Oro blinked in astonishment. "I... I never thought were in love with me..."

For some reason, that statement caused a blush to creep around his neck, constricting his turtle-neck. "I just don't want to die without knowing... sex, I mean..."

Oro nodded in understanding."Well... okay... have any idea how to do this?"

Yuru sighed. "You said you were bi! Shouldn't you have some kind of idea?"

"Erm... let's get naked..."

Several awkward -"DON'T LOOK!"-minutes

"Take off the boxers," Oro said, smiling pleasantly, naked in the bed. Yuru, however, was stuck on something else.

"You're bigger than me!" He exclaimed.

"I bet that means I'm seme."

"Nuh-uh! I want to be on top!"

"You won't even undress," He sighed. "Hold still and I'll take them off.

"No way!"

"You're the one who suggested this..."

"I changed my mind!"

Oro grinned and pounced the boy. "Oh well, too late!" He sang, cheerfully.

Yuru went tomato-red, being lain out on the floor by his best friend in... a very interesting... arrangment. (Naughty bits touching)

"I'm beginning to think you set me up," Yuru accused.

"Oh, no, it was all your idea..." Oro reminded, tapping those pursed lips.

"L-Let's just get this over with."

"Well, then... how about you open your mouth?"

Yuru glared in suspicion. "What are you putting in there?"

Oro grinned and cupped a hand in the other boy's long, dark locks. Without a moment more hesitation, he leaned up and slipped his tongue in. Yuru gasped as their lower halves met, and that warm, sweet taste treading down his throat. He found himself pressed hard into the wood, his hair being tugged at... and another hand treading between his legs.

"Put your hand in there and I'll bit your nose off," He growled raggedly.

Oro leaned back, grinning more than ever. His fingers tapped at the undeniable budge prodding for attention. "Why do you look all sweaty?" he countered. "My, oh my, you're just so wet."

"Get the hell off me. I don't want to do this."

"Oh really?"

"Yes, really!"

"Is it because you're enjoying being with another guy?" He whispered, nipping at his ear. "You seemed all for this idea only minutes ago..."

He had been... but the forceful way that his friend had made on him had completely shocked him. All too eager... he must have really had this planned out... "You've gotten smarter!" announced Yuru with recognization.

"Heehee," He giggled, slurping his ear. "In any case, we've got two or so hours now. Wanna still go at it?"

"Do I have a choice?"

"Of course not." He grinned and sat back, "but all the same, I'm asking to sound polite and all that."

Yuru closed his eyes and rested back against the bed. "Go at it before I change my mind."

Oro's smile widened to the size of the Cheshire's Cat. He leaned forward, wet lips anticipating their night together. "As you command 3"

--- --- 11:55 --- ---

Oro and Yuru both lay in the mass of sweaty blankets, grinning with accomplishment and breathing quite heavily. Despite the situations and especially current time, there was no fading happiness. Oro leaned over and let the radio's volume rise.

11:59, Their arms held each other closer. Past embarrassment now, but now a warm lover's embrace.

"Do you think it's gonna hurt?" Oro muttered, curling the blanket closer around their unclothed members.

"We won't feel it," Yuru whispered quietly as it hit 12:00.

"Hey... Yuru?"

"...yeah...?"

"I..."

"...What?"

The clock hit 12:01. Shivering, they moved closer if possible.

The small radio cracked to life, came to deliver a set of two whispered, grim words.

"April Fool's."

-XD- Owari -XD-

Random notes: Complete crack story! I got the idea from reading "Alas, Babylon", where a national crisis happens... Really scary when I read it, but it was very good. You can't sleep for a month after getting through it, actually. Sooo here's some humor that I wrote! I'm a yaoi addict.. it's a one-shot, so hope you enjoyed X3 Review?