Morning sounds

a.k.a. Waking me up

by Ren

Pitter-patter pitter-pat

(Slippers on hardwood sound like that).

Rattle-fattle rattle-fwey

(Open door and shower spray)

Pah-pop-shuck zrriiia-fwump

(Bare shoulders and now bare rump)

Plat-plat splishy-splash

(Standing up inside the bath)

Druma-druma-druma-splat

(The shower echoes through my flat)

Skweak-fwy-eeeeeeeeeeet

(That’s me trying to be quiet)

Tah-tah-tah-taah-beh

(Closing the door behind meh)

Shimmy-shimmy-shimmy scoot

(I bet tip-toping I look cute)

Fling! Raaaaaail-swish! Boo!

(that’s me trying to scare you)

What the…?! What was that for?!

(I say nothing and close the door)

Morning showers, he enjoys,

But wakes me up with all that noise.