Let's get happy.
I don't know about you,
but I prefer crawling.
It brings me back
to the old days
where.. things were simpler.
cavecavecavecave
oh my. whats that?
I wonder what that giant gaping hole
in the side of my abdomen must be
no matter.
is it bad that it's oozing?
cavecavecavecave
I wear socks to bed
and I scratch my back constantly
because I swear to Dios
that I saw a scorpion back there.
But when I tell that story,
nobody seems to believe me.
Have you ever seen a scorpion?
Yeah.
It was probably on my back.
cavecavecavecave
so that hole..
it's beginning to close up.
But it's big enough to crawl through..
I wonder how I'm still living
and still crawling.
Last night I watched a super violent movie
where Actor A thought Actor B
owed him ridiculous amounts of money
he totally didn't deserve.
Then they threw lead at each other really quickly
and they both ended up dying.
cavecavecavecave
the whore got all the money.
dirty whore.
My wallet is black
but the outside is getting all whitish
because it's getting pale
from being in my pocket all day.
I told someone it's probably because
they aren't getting enough vitamin D from the sun.
they didn't believe that story either,
which bugged me.
Becauseseriously,
you get all pale when you don't see the sun.
cavecavecavecave
I'm pretty pale
I got some reddish hair I claim
to be a dark shade of auburn.
Because when you think about it,
red is the color of the blood oozing
from the giant attic in my abdomen.
Red is the color of a vampire's eyes.
DUH
what, do you live in a
cave?

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