a.n- theres a strange, katt like pretty girl taking over my book of insanity. dont be alarmed. i let her in.

Hi everyone! I'm Katt, Nikki's (super amazing) friend.
My friends are insane as well.
Here we go!

Nok: Yeah, my dad was yelling at the dog.
Raven: Really? What did the dog say??
Everyone: ...
Raven: Oh fuck, dogs don't talk, do they

Natt: All the computers are fucking up my brain... all the radiation... like microwaves.
Me: You stick your head in them and they fry your brain?
Natt: Exactly! Wait... no!

Natt: It's so windy!
Me: Yeah... I wish I could just jump and let the wind carry me to my room.
Natt: But we live on the third flat!
Me: Oh well, I'll go through the window.
Natt: Your window is shut.
Me: THEN I'LL BREAK IT, DAMMIT

(Raven has a massive hickey)
Cody: What's on your neck Raven?
Me: Poison ivy!
Cody: Just on her neck?
Raven: I fell on it and it attacked my neck, okay? Gosh

Kid: Where's the white bread??
Izzy: Stop being racist! It's not the breads fault that it isn't white

Alyssa: I can ALWAYS tell when someone's gay.
Izzy: Oh really?
Alyssa: Yeah, I can tell right away.
Me: (laughing quietly)
Izzy: What did you think when you met me?
Alyssa: You looked like you could be bi, but you seemed mostly straight.
Izzy: Ha! What did you think of Katrina?
Alyssa: Katt is DEFINITELY straight!
Me: (tries to suppress massive amounts of laughter)

Morgan: Katt! Feel my face! (directs my hand to where she bumped her head)
Me: (swoon) Aww, that sucks.
Morgan: Heheh! (runs away)
Me: OH MY GOSH!! I JUST FELT HER FACE!!
Raven: What did you just feel on her?!
Me: Her face!
Raven: That sounded waayyyyyy too much like "place"...

Cody: Nok, come here!
Nok: Yeah?
Cody: Now hit me!
Nok: (hits Cody)
Cody: Haha, I just got Nok-ed up!

Natt: Ugghh, I ate soo many chocolate almonds
Me: You'll be alright.
Natt; No! I'm gunna turn into an almond now!!
Raven: What the hell Natt! People don't turn into almonds
Natt: Well I guess I'm not a person then!

That's all for now!