Slow Children at Play - You shouldn’t call people slow, it’s mean.

End Road Work - I hate construction too, but I don‘t like potholes either.

Enter (vs. Exit) - I hate being ordered to do things by people who won’t even tell me why!

Watch Children - These are for people that can’t afford guard dogs.

Shoulder Work - I haven’t heard of that kind of plastic surgery.

Speed Zone Ahead - No kidding!

Hill Blocks View - … of the sunset. Aww, that’s so sad!

Shoulder Drop Off - I don’t know about you, but I don’t want my shoulder to fall off.

Bridge Ices Before Road - But how much before, is it like five minutes or more like five months?

Wear Seatbelts - I don’t know, they kinda clash and they aren’t very comfortable when you wear them, like, around the house.

Do Not Pass - I always feel guilty sneaking past signs that tell me not to pass them.

Watch For Ice - Yes, you never know when evil Ice Monsters are going to run across the road in front of your car.

One Way and Detour - I don’t know how any intelligent person can put these signs anywhere near each other! You people make no sense!

School Xing - I highly doubt that the school building needs to cross the street.

Commercial Vehicles Excluded - From what!?

Hidden Driveway - Yes! It’s like hide-and-seek! I’ll look under all the rocks! You watch for suddenly appearing cars!