Slow Playground Ahead - Have you ever seen a fast playground?

No Parking This Side - … of the International Date Line

Steep Grade Ahead - “A” is pretty steep, steeper than “B”, but I wouldn’t want to dive up a “C”, don’t you think?

Runaway Truck Ramp 1 Mile - They have ramps just for trucks that ran away from home?

Dip - What no chips? No veggies, this is pathetic!

No Parking Beyond This Point - Okay, so this “point” will just puncture your tires and you will be left to roll on and on and on but you will never be allowed to stop and park? That sucks.

No Exit - There is no escape!

Go Slow Safety Bumps - … in the night. Doesn’t really sound very safe anymore does it?