I created all of this myself. Okay most of it. Some, a little. Fine! None of it! You never said I couldn’t plagiarize, you just said we had to write it all by ourselves.

This doesn’t look typed does it? It diffidently is my handwriting. Fine, Taylor wrote a few words. Yes, I did the rest by myself. Stop giving me that look. Fine I’ll do the one I wrote by myself.

“Once upon a time,” What now?! It is a monologue. I’m talking to you aren’t I? You never said it couldn’t start off as ‘Once upon a time,’

What? I did to do my homework, and created my own monologue. I just did all the other things for suspense.

I said stop giving me that look! Ahh! Fine! I didn’t do my homework. Or did I? You see I’m actually talking to someone, without them asking questions.

You never did say one thing to me the whole time. I could of actually been someone else talking to a make-believe teacher. But am I actually done my monologue, or am I still doing it. You, I know what you’re thinking. I’m so not mentally deprived! I actually have the brain to come up with something so complex and wonderful right on the spot! But is it really the spot?! Did I write this before hand? The world may never know!