My roommate the penguin

Likes to be called Fred

He prefers the room cold

And puts ice in his bed

He wears a tuxedo

To work everyday

And likes fish for dinner

Bought fresh from the bay

He'll have his friends over

And throws big parties

Which can end in a mess

But he always says sorry

I won't ever complain

He pays the bills on time

Which is quite a bit better

Than my roommate the mime