|One Wolf Whistle
Author: me. moi. ich PM
well this is kind of a rant, but you'll see...Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Words: 187 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 03-12-08 - Status: Complete - id: 2488075
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One Wolf Whistle
One wolf whistle
(Score one, Plunging red dress)
(We have a winner
― A sashaying gaggle of one-size-too-small-but-that's-the-style jeans!)
("Oh, well this is such an honour… I don't know what to say,")
Of course you don't, cupcake―
(Aside, Jeans: "He's totally checking you out, Miniskirt!")
A speech abandoned for that important update?
(Miniskirt –to Jeans-: "Eww, him?")
Since when are the guys being rated? Stay on topic.
(Jeans –upset-: "Don't point!!" Miniskirt: "What?... Do you LIKE him?! Aww...")
Bravo, incredible conclusion; completely relevant. Speech?
(Jeans: "Swear not to tell anyone?" Miniskirt: "Yes, you can ALWAYS trust me,")
Fingers crossed, how sly…
(Five minutes later, behind the curtain, Miniskirt: "Stilettos! You won't believe this, but…")
…Jeans! You're still standing at the podium!
If there's anything more to you, now's the time to prove it.
- One wolf whistle -
I guess we'll have to wait until next year
(Intelligence didn't show up, and left Grace and Dignity at home without a ride.)