This is…

A poem,

About a

Turtle named

John.

John lives in a

Hole under the rock

By the shore.

John love his wife,

Clair.

Clair loves the mail man,

BearingMcBearsalot,

Who has eight children,

And loves shell-fish.

John finds out.

He goes on a bloody

Rampage

To

Kill

BearingMcBearsalot.

The End