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This chapter involves people that I don’t own. Well, they own themselves, unless you think about the fact that they aren’t 18 yet, so their parents own them. I’m confused now, so I’ll just get on with this chapter.

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“I want to kill Haley so much…” said Jason, still in the pink dress. Then, suddenly, he started doing a really lame dance! Ha-ha. Erm, yes, so lame, that, uh, a horribly lame dance. So lame, I can’t even tell you what it is. NEVER!

Ally started coughing, adding in the word lazy in between, and not believing the author from 5th grade.

“Hey!” yelled Haley from above. “You wouldn’t last a day in my world!”

”What do you mean by your world?” asked Jason.

“She means her world, Y’know, 2 years ago, you made me travel into it to catch an 8 year old ‘stalker?’” replied Drew.

“So…” said Anna. “In your world there is no Columbus Christopher who found our America of States United in 2941?”

“Uhh, no.”

“Oh, ok then.”

Then a green portal appeared.

“No thanks, I’ve already had enough of that world…:” said Drew, but his feet were moving. Everyone’s feet were moving, thanks to my authoress powers! “No!” said Drew. “I LEFT THE OVEN ON!”

When they woke up, they were face to face with a few kids. “Wow!” said a blonde hair girl in a ponytail.”Hey! They’re up!” She called to the others.

“You’re friends of Haley’s?” asked another girl with hazel and green eyes. She had he dark hair tied up in a ponytail.

“Give them space!” a girl with a purple and green polka dotted hair-band shouted over the entire ruckus.

Haley looked from reading a book. “Hey guys. Should I introduce?”

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“Ok…” mumbled Haley, scanning the room. “How about in order? K? k.” she said, not stopping for a reply.

“This is Mickey.” She said, pointing to the green and hazel eyed girl. “Ok, so the girl with the headband is Kelly, Peyton…”

“DESCIBE THEM!” Anna yelled.

Haley winced. “Ok, you see the girl with dirty blonde hair? She’s Peyton. Ok?”

The black haired girl was Carizard.

One girl was obsessed with monkeys. Emma, duh.

1st girl who spoke, Casey.

Madeline was one of the girls who crowded around them all.

Boy with glasses? Greg.

Dark-haired boy? Ben.

One boy was yelling at another boy. Both of them were throwing erasers. They were Mihai and Sean.

The in the middle of this was Cece and Anush, possibly the most sane in the classroom.

The last group was all boys. Bryan was at the end, and Jeff was next to him. Aiden was telling a joke to Kevin and David. Mr. L was walking around the classroom, talking to random students.

“Welcome to 5th grade.” Haley said, nodding at our heroes

“We don’t want to be here!” Ally complained, holding Drew back from throwing erasers at Mihai. He threw them anyway.

“OH! I’M HIT!” Yelled Mihai, sinking to the ground.

”Fine.” Agreed Haley.

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Everyone was saying their goodbyes.

“Please put Firegal online!” begged Anna, bowing before Carizard.

“I’ll think about it.” Said Carizard.

“The lies... How do you put up with all the lies?” Drew asked Haley.

“What do you mean?” asked Haley.

“I mean, even the lying goes to CAKE!” Yelled Drew.

“Uh, o-k...Seeyaloveyabye!” she shouted before she thought.

And the whole world went off.

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Just in case you want to know, since Haley (me!) is the authoress, she (I) can think of something, and it happens. It get’s a little more complicated, but it will be explained in later chapters.

8 year old stalker that Drew mentioned will also be reveled, but I will refer to it.

Inserting evil laugh here,

Gamechu (Haley)