Shoo Fly

By

Little Black Piano

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Shoo fly don’t bug my dinner

I don’t want your trash and litter

I don’t want to be a damn right sinner

So shoo fly don’t bug my dinner

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You crawled upon my plate last night

I saw you walking in me candlelight

You’re creeping up ever so slow

Are you walking on my potato!

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I don’t think so coz…

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Shoo fly don’t bug my dinner

I don’t want your trash and litter

I don’t want to be a damn right sinner

So shoo fly don’t bug my dinner

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Your feet they reek of dirt and grime

Talk about committing a horrific crime

Do you know where those feet have been?

Are you aware you’re so unclean?

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Now don’t you go touchin that!…

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Shoo fly don’t bug my dinner

I don’t want your trash and litter

I don’t want to be a damn right sinner

So shoo fly don’t bug my dinner

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I said “Hey now fly now lookie here

Don’t you go gettin any ideas

I see you climbing up and down that wall

Boy, I’m telling you you’re about to fall

Coz I ain’t puttin up with you any longer

And I sure ain’t getting any fonder

So now here’s something you’ll like a lot

Come on boy, come meet my swat”

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Shoo fly don’t bug my dinner

I don’t want your trash and litter

I don’t want to be a damn right sinner

So shoo fly don’t bug my dinner

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A/N

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