Scene fifteen
(the van)
Cassandra, Charlie, and Jack are on the road again. Jack driving. Cassandra riding SHOTGUN CHIK CHIK.

Charlie:
Left round the store there.

Jack:
Roger.

Cassandra:
So what's your Amy like?

Charlie:
You. 'cept a little worse temper.

Jack:
Sure says something.

Cassandra:
(Sticking her middle finger in his mouth)
Don't need to sit on it again.

Jack:
(Grinning with finger in mouth)
Flying a red carpet aren't we?

Charlie:
What?

Cassandra removes finger.

Jack:
Flying a red carpet. Sitting on broken yokes?

Cassandra:
You'll be able to tell as soon as you wake up rosier in the cheeks than usual.

Jack says nothing

Cassandra:
Oh! He's down (shadowboxing) He's down. (Imitates large crowd) He is down. (lifts fist)
one...two.. three... four

Charlie & Cassandra:
Five.. Sicks... Seven...

Cassandra:
She's killin' him folks!

Charlie and Cassandra:
Eight! ...Niiiiine!... And he punks out like a BITCH! You just mad cause I'm stylin on you. Skillz. with a Z!

Jack:
You're done. Tell me you're done.

Cassandra:
(Grabs Jack's head. the car swirves)
Who's head is this?! Who's fucking head is this?! Who the Fuck owns this head, Cunt?!

Charlie:
You alright there? Noticed you aren't saying much. Just enjoying the scenery there? Is it nice? Little, uh, dissociative there. yeah?

Cassandra:
Stop, we're not gonna ad insult to injury. (She leans close enought to touch her nose to his cheek.) He might cry.

Jack:
First one too say "Eff tee double you" gets the mushroom stamp.