I’m really quite in love with you,

I’m really quite in love with you,

It’s such a pain, I know,

So come on, Michael, tell me how

To make these feelings go?

Well come on, help me out here,

I thought you were the King

Of everybody’s problems,

With answers to everything.

You’re everybody’s go-to guy,

There’s nothing you can’t do,

But be there when I need you most,

To get me over you.

So maybe I’ll give the advice,

And listen up, my love,

It’s not just me who needs to see,

You’re not sent from above.

Once we’ve been disillusioned,

We’ll both be free forever,

Pull your head out of your own backside,

And we’ll get over you together.