The Rampant Rabbit

The Rampant Rabbit

Now, innocently colored, “Available in pastel blue and bright pink!”

What a good Easter Sunday email.

About a wonderful, bunny called ‘The Rampant Rabbit’

Sure to please any girl.

I loved how the sender had Yahoo! For an email address, and the cute little Easter Bunnies decorated the bottom

Oddly enough in pink and blue, and there was one in peach.

I grew curious, what an odd email.

Who sells Easter Bunnies on the Internet?

Were they that damn pleasing?

Would every girl on the planet want them in their Easter basket?

So, clicking on the link, purely out of curiosity

I broke through the barrier of the Internet

That was never supposed to be broken.

And in front of my eyes there was an intricate

Piece of technology, and in bright red letters

‘Clitoral stimulator!’

I gasped and stared at this monstrosity,

Somewhat long, but rather awkward looking,

With beads of rubber in odd places.

Apparently batteries are included,

And at 29.95, where could you go wrong?

I realized that yeah, I would want this Easter Bunny in my basket.