It was a total WTF moment. Charli sat there staring at the duck. Why did it move? It was supposed to be plastic. She called her wife through to the scene.

"Cubie the duck is moving. Why does it move?"

"Because you shoved Tara in there remember?" Cubie said

"Oh thats Right. Sorry I thought she was in the toaster." Charli said dreamily

"No thats TML."

"Oh I remember now, what would I do without you?" Charli smiled staring up at Cubie.

"End up as a total nothing who spends her life going to every Marilyn Manson concert" Cubie smiled.

Charli summed her feelings up with an Oh-so-mature movement. She stuck her tongue out at Cubie.

Cubie just smiled and started to walk away. She smiled. Charli was such a nutcase sometimes. But without her nutty ways life just wouldn't be right. I mean at least it kept life interesting to have objects that moved because they were filled with people Charli "didn't like." Okay sometimes the kettle that shouted math sums at you was annoying. But you learned to live with it. And it was always funny to boil the kettle with the math teacher still inside it.

Life was good. It hadn't always been good mind you. This life wasn't naturally handed too you. Charli and Cubie had a the strangest of tales. Theirs is a tale of fucktards, Pansies, Red rooster, forbidden love, emo rabbits and a adventure that will blow you heart out.

Ladies and Gentlemen and fucktards, please sit back and enjoy The metaphorical story of a not so metaphorical sex god.