My sister, my sister

Oh, brother,

My sister

A festering sore,

Or rubbing a blister.

A pain in the butt,

A slow healing cut,

Annoying,

Persistent,

Lasting,

Consistent,

Tattling,

Lying,

And always

Crying.

Though she makes me

Run for cover,

I want her to know,

I really do love her.