Pick-up lines to get you smacked

(Perverse edition)

Hey baby, how’d you like to get out of my dreams and onto my lap

Excuse me miss but would you have sex with a total stranger…in that case hi my name is Glenn (Family guy)

Excuse me but do you know what time it is? It’s time you came home with me.

Do you have a boyfriend? No…you do now girl.

Haven’t I seen you somewhere? Yeah you were on my bed the next morning.

Let me take you around the world starting with Bangkok (double meaning).

You must be from heaven because I can see an Angel on your rack.

How would you like to go down under…while I’ll be on top?

You look like Beyonce, so let me give you an upgrade.

I’d like to see you tonight but I hope I don’t wake up with you still there in the morning

Hey you, do you want to see the stars? It’s right down my pants

Are you a virgin? okay let me know when you’ve got experience

How would you like to be an overnight celebrity? In that case let me get a camcorder.

That’s what I love about high-school girls I keep getting older they stay the same age, yes they do. (Fast times at Ridgemont high)

Sodom and Gomorra, how about I Sodom that ass and Gomorra’n you?

I’m so religious because I know how to do missionary.

We are a perfect match because my favorite is six and yours is nine so let’s put that into action shall we?

Let’s go to two restaurants we can eat at Applebee’s and have sex outback.

Care for a drink, we can have Sex on the beach while the waiter brings us our drinks.

No more, because this is too much for one person to endure, sorry, and just because I don’t say it doesn’t mean I can’t think it.

Tuesday, April 01, 2008