How to Raise a Parent

How to Raise a Parent

PREFACE: We are writing this book because we were inspired by all of those books on parents shelves saying “How to Raise a Teenager” This is about how to raise parents the right way.

CHAPTER #1 Obeying

Have you ever noticed that your freakishly weird parents don’t do as you say?? And of course your always right! (well at least we are) A lot of times parents disobey because they think they are in control. You must re-teach them the ways of life.

An easy way is to give them a pet name that they despise so utterly horrible that they know you are in control for example “Daddykinz! I need some soda!” and then call them that all the time. Then when they disobey you take away privileges. Such as: No reading love stories, showers only every other day. Your parents will soon react to this provoking of privileges. They will soon understand. If none of this works you must to the most unthinkable thing ever. You must take away your girls makeup along coffee and if it’s a guy take away his drinking privileges along with football and NASCAR. And if that doesn’t work go on oprah saying that you have the worst parents in the whole world and wish that a bird would come and poop on them.

Authoresses Notes: We will update the next chapter briefly. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!! If you have any questions or problems please review!  