AN: Please don't get all offended by this anyone. I'm just having fun.

Okay so with my little experience with high school this is basically my take.

You've got yourself, your strong independent and now officially in high school! But of course the coolness rubs off after the first week and you figure out you actually have to do a lot of work.

What a downer!!

But never the less your determined to finish high school even though you know it'll never end, every semester you get a new teacher who your sure is a pedophile, countless fights with you "best friend", loosing friends, having no friends, dealing with all the icky boys who get crushes on you and even though some of them are sweet and you don't want to be a bitch like the stuck up "popular" bitch who spread a rumor about you having herpes cause her ex-boyfriend took an interest in you(sorry got kinda carried away. Lets continue shall we??), trying to find a special someone(DON'T DENY IT!) trying to keep good grades, not to mention acne, parents, periods, making sure you get invited to all the right parties, and those school dances were you walk in and no matter what your gonna see at least three girls crying.

WOW right? And there is so much more! Join me will you?

So we can't just deal with our selves right? That wouldn't look good on our college applications. So where to start┘.. Oh I know! Your friends!

Friends - Okay first don't try to deny it you have many different kinds of friends, you have friends you've known since grade school and are awesome and always by your side.

Then there are the friends you've known since grade school who you talk to hang out with occasionally eat lunch with if your best friend doesn't have that lunch and attend the occasional birthday party.

THEN there are grade school friends who you know and will say hey to in the halls if you've had a good day, when you have a new class and you know no one you rush over to them and pretend like you guys have fucking friendship bracelets or some kind of gay time capsule filled with memories and mementoes.

Sound familiar? Bet it does. Think I'm done?? HA!!

You've got the kid in shop class friend who helps you build your rocking horse and is pretty cute so every time you see him you smile and wave casually (all the while hoping deeply that he will break up with his skank of a girlfriend soon).

The nerd friend who helps you do your geometry homework or you just copy it. But you better make sure they don't get to attached then they might try to talk to you in class! What would hunky football player with no more brain cells cause they all've (teehee all have it sounds like olive) been knocked out of his skull think?

The goth/punk friends who you love cause whenever you want to complain about some kids that are giving you trouble you know they got your back and would be ready to kick any one's ass for you.

Not to mention the friend of a friend and the friend of a friend of a friend or even the friend of a friend of a friend of a friend! (Yeah that's right. I went there.) ... Doesn't the word friend look weird now...

Am I done? OF COURSE NOT!

There's the hoe friend, the ugly friend, the lab partner friend and one more kind of friend...

The bitch friend. This is the friend who can be a total bitch even to you but you stay friends with them cause guess what? You look nicer next to them and we all know high school is war baby.

You got to step on people's heads to get where you need to go and if you see a get out of detention free card laying on random nobodies desk you'll become chummy in a minute cause hell, as soon as it's in your grasp you can give it to peppy cheerleader who'll invite you to her party next time the rents are gone where to can meet the school track star you've had your eye on for so long.

Okay BREATH. Come on do it with me no ones watching. In...out...in...out.

Good job! Unless of course you didn't do it... But how would I know that right?

Okay well I'm done. :-D

But am I? Not really lol. There is way more to cover and we've barley gotten started! Hmmm were to go next... well we did friends so how about enemies!

Enemies - So my favorite kind of enemy is the girl you used to be friends with but you found out what a bitch and hoe she was so you got in a big fight with her over something gay and now you hate her Gonoria(sp??) caring guts!...umm yeah...

ANYWAYS! I'll continue with "enemies" in next chapter if anyone liked this one. R&R I can't do it without you! ;-)

With love .joansi.bea.