Deflower Me

By Alissa Gould

Dedicated to: Hayley Olson. “Your eggo will be preggo first!”

Intro:
Katie (Kitty) and Britney (Blondie) have been best friends ever since they can remember. Their passion is racing. Together they raced things from horses to go-carts, to tanning and relationships. But one day when Blondie gets dumped by her (ex) boyfriend, they decide to race something they’d never thought they’d race before; their virginity.

Chapter 1

“Ta da!” Katie showed Britney what she had in her hand; a tub of chocolate frosting, a bag of Rolos and Laffy Taffy, candy necklaces, and two spoons. Katie jumped on her bed and sat next to Britney. “Kitty, you know me well!” Britney laughed and grabbed a spoon. If you haven’t already figured this out, Katie has an obsession with sweets. Her room was basically designed around them. Bubblegum colors, fruity pillows, candied lights, cupcake earings and necklaces, and basically everything else you can think of. Her clothes were carefully picked so they, too, reminded everyone of candy. You could say sugar ran through her veins; which is probably why she’s so nice. But don’t let that fool you; she has a mean side as well. You’d think she’d have horrible, cavity filled teeth, too. But take one look at her always-on-always-bright smile and you’ll know for a fact she brushes more than once a day. Britney secretly envied Katie, but she doesn’t want Katie to know that. Katie ripped off the lid of the chocolate frosting. “You first.” Katie handed Britney the tub. Britney dug her spoon in the frosting and pulled out a huge scoop. Katie dug in after her.

“I can’t believe I didn’t see this coming.” Britney said with a mouth full of frosting. “What? The ‘him breaking up with you’ part or the ‘him cheating on you’ part?” Katie questioned, eating her spoonful. Britney looked at her with a you-don’t-need-to-remind-me-thanks-a-lot look and replied with, “Both.” She shoved a Rolo in her mouth, followed by another spoonful of frosting.

“I can’t believe he was cheating on you with someone uglier than you.” Katie said, and caught herself a little too late, realizing she probably poured antiseptic on the wound of Britney’s heart. Maybe that was worse. Oh, and there’s another thing about Katie. She’s not afraid to say what’s on her mind; no matter if it hurts someone’s feelings. The truth hurts, and she always tells the truth.

“I know. He only fucked her because she’s such a prostitute. She does it with any guy she sees.” Britney scooped more frosting.

“Maybe he’ll get an STD.” Katie said, making Britney laugh.

“Yeah.” Britney sighed while Katie dug her finger in the frosting. “I actually thought he was going to be the one.”

Katie choked on her finger. “The one?”

“Not that kind of one.” Britney rolled her eyes. “The kind of one I thought I was going to lose my virginity to.”

“You only went out for a month.” Katie raised an eyebrow, licking the rest of the frosting off her finger.

“Yeah, but sometimes you just know. You know?”

“Uh, hello? Never had a real boyfriend here! Unless you count the guy in fourth grade who gave me a stuffed Dalmatian and a ring from Mexico.” Katie trailed off. Britney laughed again. She didn’t understand why Katie never had a real boyfriend before. Maybe she was just too picky; which doesn’t explain why Katie is her best friend. Britney felt, well, down right boring and ordinary compared to Katie. But Katie’ always seems to remind Britney that she’s a gem; a once-in-a-lifetime kinda girl. Maybe Britney wasn’t all that boring. Katie reached in her bedside table and grabbed a Tootsie Pop. Candy seemed to come out of her ears. She tore off the wrapper and looked on the other side. “What are you looking for?” Britney questioned, eating a Laffy Taffy.

“Yes!” Katie exclaimed. “Three full circles and an Indian shooting a star. If you find that on a wrapper, you mail it in and get a box full of ‘em. For free!” Katie showed Britney the wrapper.

“I take it you’ve done it before.”

“At least three times.” Katie said like it was an everyday task. She shoved the wrapper back in the drawer and shoved the sucker in her mouth.

“I still don’t understand why you’ve never had a boyfriend.” Britney said.

“There are things in life we’ll never understand.” Katie sighed and fell back on her pillows. She looked up at the ceiling and shook her head. “My mom says I’m too picky, but my standards aren’t that high. Are they?”

“Well, what kind of guy are you looking for?”

“A guy who can make me laugh, is friends with my friends, is always fun to be around, and he should never make me feel bad.” Katie rambled off, pulling her hair out of her sticky sucker.

“What about looks?”

“He can have any kind of hair color. He just has to be taller than me, have a great body, athletic…” Katie trailed off. “Yeah, those are too high!” She laughed and put the sucker back in her mouth. Britney rolled her eyes.

“So, you really thought you’d do it with him?” Katie asked.

“Yeah, for a while I did. But not anymore.”

“Whoah. You know, if he didn’t dump you, you would’ve lost your virginity before me.”

“Yeah, I guess so!”

Suddenly, Katie sat up, took the sucker out of her mouth, and looked at Britney and smiled.

“Uh oh. You’ve got an idea, don’t you?” Britney ate another spoonful.

Katie nodded. “Oh yeah. Let’s race.”

Britney smirked. “Race what?”

Katie licked her sucker and fanned her fingers in front of her face. “Our virginity.”

“What?! That’s crazy!” Britney shook her head.

“Crazy, or brilliant beyond brilliant?” She pointed the sucker at Britney.

Britney bit her bottom lip. “You got that from The Parent Trap!” She whined.

“Your favorite movie! Come on, Britney! It’ll be an adventure!” Katie put on her famous puppy dog face.

Britney thought about it for a moment, and then said, “I’m in.”

Well here we are! Another good story to start! But I think you should all know that I have the attention span of a dust mite. That's right, I have NO attention span what so ever. So I will get very bored with this story very fast. So please, bear with me! I'll kick myself in the butt to write it... but if I don't upload much don't stop reading! Write reviews, it'll get me to write! :)