Summary: I never thought I'd become the girlfriend of the most feared guy in school. Actually it's impossible for me to be. Because one big fact is that I'm a boy. Hey! It's not my fault you made the mistake . . . Okay, Okay, maybe I shouldn't have worn a skirt. M/M slash.

A/N: Okay this has been sitting in my documents dying and I decided I'd just put it up, before it got deleted. if no one likes it. I'll kill it.

Personally my sense of style is a bit unorthodox. I don't think of my self as a cross dresser that term makes me mad for some reason. I am in no way trying to be a girl, I just think I look better in a mini skirt then I do in baggy jeans. Like my outfit today. It's so perfect, an off the shoulder top with grey and blue stripes, dark blue miniskirt, knee high black boots, and a black belt with shiny little rhinestones on it. I wore my hair down so it would brush my shoulders, where it didn't fall to mid-back. I look like a girl I admit, but when I dress like a guy, people call me a girl anyway. So yeah! I'm justified.

I stepped out into the hallway and closed my door behind me.

"I hate you Dorian, why do you always gotta look cuter then me."

That was Lira and for the life of me I can't understand why she's on my side of the house. She's one of my brothers, freaky friends with her multi colored hair in Blue green and blond. All the colors where hurting my eyes. If I could see, I would slap her.

"What do you want female?"

"Oh hush up impostor, I'm here for your brother, you know the one who's dressed like he has a penis."

"Look woman your in my way and I feel I should warn you to move out of it before I have to bitch slap you."

"Don't hit girls, your still a dude under all that fluffiness."

"Kiss my ass."

"Your not my type, but tell you what, do my hair and I just might."

"Your such a mooch, go harass my brother."

"Dori, wait." Okay I have a feeling this encounter is not accidental.

"What hoe?"

"I need you to girly me up for a dance on Friday."

I kissed my teeth and put a look on my face that clearly stated that wasn't possible.

"Dorian please."

"No."

"Come on don't be a bitch."

"Look, Lira even if I wanted to. Yeah right. I have shit to do on Friday, so go fuck with my brother and leave me alone."

"You suck so hard Dori."

"Yeah that's what your, brother said."

"I don't have a brother."

"Exactly." I pushed past her being she was a minor annoyance.

"Wait, What?"

"Stop staring at my ass!"

"I was not."

She so was.

"Adrian come get your freak out of my hallway! She's clashing with my drapes!"

I headed down to the front of the house which was too far, as I belatedly realize. I picked up my black bag that was packed with all the essentials I requested for my first day at a new school. Technically it wasn't the first day, but that's irrelevant. My parents decided they needed a bigger house so zoning landed us in a new school zone. I decided on the switch, my brother refused, so we now go to different schools which fucking rocks, but he has the license so he has to drop me off, which fucking sucks. Which remind me his ass is taking too long. After digging for a minute, I pulled out my phone, which was packed like I instructed, in my bag.

"What?"

"Asshole let's go. Now."

"I'm outside already, tell Lira to hurry the hell up, I can't be that hard to find an earring."

"Fine." I hung up my phone and bellowed in my manliest voice.

"Female get your slow ass out to the car before we leave you!"

Some thing was yelled back but I didn't hear, because I was already slamming the door shut. My brother was playing games on his phone, leaning up against the drivers side door. He didn't even look up as I stood in front of him and glared. My brother was just as freaky as his friends but, with way better style, his clothes unlike Lira's, matched. His hair had turquoises highlights in the black tangles , that brought out the flecks of blue in his eyes. He wasn't an entire failure at life unlike Lira-

"Your such a bastard, Dorian! I said hold the door. Ug! Bitch!"

"Get over yourself I never hold the door for you, you should be used to it." Jesus you'd think the hundreds of times I've purposely made her walk into solid objects would clue her in.

Lira rubbed her forehead and got in the back, like a good freak.

My brother finally looked up at me, begging me to be nice with his eyes. He looked over to Lira who was still rubbing her head.

"Lir did you actually walk into the door."

"No, I ran into it."

I couldn't help it I laughed, she's so dumb. For this I got a slap on the head for my brother which I did not appreciate, because he messed up my hair. I slapped him back which resulted in me pinned beneath his arm with his knuckles dragging across my scalp.

"Fucker let go, People can see up my skirt. Get off me!" He let me go, but I had forgotten noogies hurt worst when their over.

"Get in the car before I hurt you for real." My brother put his boot on my ass. I flipped him off and retreated to my side of the car to dust off the dirt and fix my hair in the side view mirror. I got in the car and pulled down that mirror still not satisfied with my hair. I couldn't help studying the road as Adrian backed out. So I noticed Lira putting in her earrings, the most fantastic earrings in the whole world, that of course didn't match her outfit.

"Lira, sweetie " She shot me a dirty look. I just smiled. " Let me borrow your earrings."

She made a production out of looking shocked,

Scoff, choke "What?"

"Please."

"No."

"Lira, damn you I said please."

"Do my hair."

I narrowed my eyes and gave her a death glare, she just smiled and continued fastening the earring. I can't believe she went there.

"Fine!" I blurted. What? I want those earrings.

"Deal."

She shoved out her hand on which every nail had a different pattern and color, none of which she was wearing.

"Deal."

I clasped the beautiful prizes in my hand. They where tripple hoops of three diffrent sizes, with a super glittery white crystal on each ring. I put them in my ears and watched them shine as dangle until Adrian, pulled up to my school and rudely cursed me out.

" Damnit! Get the hell out of my car Dori, I'm gonna be fucking late. Out!"

"Fuck you Adrian."

"Bye Lira, see you later."

"Bye impostor." Lira climbed up front with out getting out of the car.

I looked at my new school, it was bigger than my other school. Which meant more people. Not that any of them would know me. I wasn't exactly a people person, my closet friend was my older brother, and that's because he is forced to be my chaperon until I get my license. So it was not wise to piss him off. His group of weird friends were the only people who acknowledged me, and knew about my "wardrobe problems".

I walked toward the court yard, with the akwardness of someone who knew shit about where the front office was. I figured it would be somewhere near the front of the school, but damn if I knew where that was since student drop off was at the back entrance. Such genius design. I decided my only option was to talk to one of the many people waiting around in the court yard. Since I was most comfortable with people of the freaky persuasion, I headed over to a group of scene kids. They kinda reminded me of Adrian's friends, I almost miss the freaks. Almost.

"Hi, I was wondering if you could tell me where the front office is?"

All conversation stopped and five pairs of eyes settled on me. I felt strangely uncomfortable, like my presence here was unknowingly important.

"Do it," A tall boy with dark black hair instructed.

"Dude no, I'm not-" A smaller green haired boy, jumped as the black haired boy growled.

"Do it," Was coughed by one of the others.

Yeah that feeling of discomfort slowly morphed into fear, and that fear was making my blood into thick syrup that painfully strenghtened my heart beat.

"I'll just go-"

"Don't you dare," black hair boy, who was turning out to be rather scary, ordered.

See this shit? These are some of the reasons why I don't talk to people, they have problems. Like this one time I got hit on by a jock and when I turned him down, for his own good might I add, he went all rapist on me. Well he found out something rather embarrassing, about my, well, extra parts. Of course he kept his mouth shut, because seriously, He couldn't tell people he was groping a guy.

"Hello? Girl? Are you okay?" I stared in to the face of a small pixie like girl with a kitty hat on her head.

"Fine. Yeah, you guys are creepy I have to go." Straight forward? I know, that's how I roll.

My arm was grabbed. Yeah I know grabbed! I jerked it away, which fucking hurt.

"Wait we're sorry," Kitty girl said I guess she was the offending grabber.

"You have to do us a favor." Okay this black haired dude is rude as fuck. I don't have to do anything.

"No. I have to get to the office."

"Kiss him." What?! He pointed and me eyes followed motion to the green haired boy, who blushed and ducked his head.

"Why?" I was curious now.

"He's gay, and he says he's not, we need to prove that he's lying to himself." Kitty girl supplied.

I laughed. He's gay. I'm a dude. This is so wrong.

"I don't think that-"

"Listen it's just a fucking kiss, kiss him and I'll take you to the fucking office." Jerk.

"You know what I will kiss him, but not for you, I'll do it for him, so he can get over his confusion and I can get my schedule."

I walked over to the green haired boy who looked just as shocked by my agreement as the jerk with the Shiny black hair. I stepped close to him, only slightly angry that he was taller then me, and he wasn't very tall to begin with. I put my lips to his and he froze. I moved closer and tilted my head moving my lips across his. He finally kissed back slowly, His hand grabbed the back of my neck and he pulled me to his chest, I knew he was gay, he liked the fact that I have no boobs way to much, because when he rubbed his chest against mine he deepened the kiss. I stepped back.

"He's gay." I declared and the green haired boy stuttered and crossed his arms over his chest.

"I am not" He argued.

"I have no boobs," I grabbed my chest for emphasis, " You like my flat chest way too much."

He just glared at me, and I smiled and mouthed sorry.

Some one grabbed my hand and dragged my away from the group, I looked behind me to see, none other than, the jerk with the shiny black hair. I was shoved quickly in front of him and released.

"As nice as this man-handling is what the hell are you doing?"

"The office is that way."

I turned to the glass doors in front of me. Office, right.

"Thanks." I said to no one in particular, seeing as the Jerk was already gone.

I walked in to the office and up the Secretary at the desk.

"May I help you young lady?" Their was no point correcting her she was about to see my file, anyway.

"I'm here for my schedule, I'm new, My name is, Dorian Epps."

She gave me a strange look before she pulled up my file. I watched the barely concealed shock as she, printed out my schedule. She said nothing to me as she handed me my paper's along with a map. Jesus lady had I been a girl dressed like a guy you wouldn't be nearly so shocked. Of course I didn't say this as I took the papers and left. I looked over my schedule which is too boring to repeat, the only things I'd point out were the preforming arts classes. Drama, and Chorus. I had drama first. Now if I could find it.

I am directionally challenged, to put it lightly, this map does nothing for me I balled it up and tossed it at a nearby trash bin, it bounced of and hit the ground. Eventually I ran into one of the Deans and they kindly pointed me to the arts building. Convenianetly located near the auditorium. I opened the door to my new first period and made my way to the teacher, who, checked my schedule.

"Sit anywhere you can find a space. I'm Mrs. Dita, Oh wait, sit next to Collin, he should be able to help you with our assignment." She pointed and I looked behind me. Her finger indicated a certain green hair boy, who I may or may not have exposed as gay through my kiss earlier on. He did a double take and frowned as I made my way to him.

"Hello Collin." I said, taking the empty seat beside my new drama partner.

"Hello evil wench, how will you be destroying my life anymore than you did already?"

"It's Dorian, call me Dori and I only told the truth," I crossed my legs and faced him.

"But why are you so sure I'm gay?"

"Because you are."

"If I was I wouldn't find you hot."

"That's sweet," And ironic," Maybe your bi?"

"Possibly. I can live with that."

"Good, now what are we doing in this class?"

"Sitting? Oh- right. We're each playing a role of the opposite sex, We have to bring our costumes and do a group or individual Sketch." My god could it get anymore ironic in this classroom.

"Interesting."

"Yeah you want to be in my group, we have to work with Victor though." He jerk a thumb over his shoulder and indicated the sleeping jerk behind him. Perfection.

"No. I think I'll do my own."

"No, We need a guy, in our Act your in our group." I looked back at the awake jerk, who probably hadn't been sleeping at all.

"No." He ground his teeth and glared at, me.

"Miss. Dita, I need the key"

"Huh? Okay." The drama teacher, was helping a group of students near the front.

I was grabbed up by my arm and directed to the front of the room where Victor, collected a key. I was then dragged to the back of the room, where I was promptly shoved into a closet. Okay this was way to big to be a closet. The lights were flipped on and. I looked around at a dressing room complete with dressing tables, lockers, and sinks. I was shoved against the sinks and let me say that it fucking hurt. One of his hands gripped my shoulder.

"You are pissing me off, Because you don't seem to understand. I don't like being told no. I will give you the excuse of being new, but I always, always, get my way."

"Well it seems to me your a bit spoiled." And I kissed him. I have no fucking idea why I did. It's just. Damn it okay, he's hot, I've avoided saying it but, I think the jerk is sexy as hell.

He ran his tongue over my lip and I wrapped my legs around him. I still can't believe Mrs. Dita let us back here. That wasn't very smart. I edged closer to him which also wasn't very smart, for me to do, considering the shortness of my skirt and the developing problem I would have difficulty hiding. I completely forgot the jerk though I was a girl and when I pressed myself against him, I was pushed backwards against the wall.

"What the fuck!" he looked down and I slowly realize what I had done. My skirt had ridden up on my hips and my briefs didn't much hide the fact that I wasn't what I appeared to be.

I said nothing as I went to straighten out my skirt, Victor's hands beat me there. He rubbed his hands up my thighs and traced two faint scars on the pale skin. he looked up at me and pressed his lips to mine dragging me back against him, shaking his head .

"I like boys better."

He just smiled and let me press myself against his leg, I let out a breathe I just realized I was holding and let his tongue lick at my mouth. I'd kissed people before, but they always push me away when they finally realized I'm a lie. I grabbed at his back as he pulled my top past my shoulders and kissed his way down my neck. The sound of the door, handle turning stopped up both and Victor backed up as I pulled up my top and smoothed down my skirt.

He smiled at me and I smiled back. I think I made a friend.

"Hey, what the hell are you two doing? I'm not getting an F so you can romp in the dressing room." Collin had his hand on his hips waiting for us to follow him out.

"Collin. Shut up." Victor growled.

Victor walked past me to and into the classroom. I followed, but Collin held me back.

"I hope you know what your doing. Victor's not someone to play around with."

"You say that like your scared of him."

"No, I say that like I know what he's done."

With that, Collin left me there and took his seat in front of Victor. Victor looked back at me, all hints of smiles gone. I walked back to my seat beside Collin and crossed my legs. Fuck this socializing crap, I don't need the stress. Take that Victor, you want to be cold to me I am the master of cold shoulders. Let the ignoring begin.