Summary: I never thought I'd become the girlfriend of the most feared guy in school. Actually it's impossible for me to be. Because one big fact is that I'm a boy. Hey it's not my fault you made the mistake . . . Okay, Okay, maybe I shouldn't have worn a skirt. M/M slash.

A/N: Yes I noticed the vast amounts of spelling errors in my last chapter. I swear I corrected and saved it, but low and behold I apparently didn't. I am so mad at my suckiness (and FictionPress). Oh and you are allowed to hate on me for the shortness, I just have a fucking stomach ache and it's seriously hurting. I also have to go to school tomorrow for talent show practice. Oh god kill me . . . But on a lighter note- Fuse is finally playing Tokio Hotel videos. I've been waiting for two freaking years for them to finally bring their awesomeness to America. Aw, I'm so happy. If you don't know Tokio Hotel, I feel sorry for you, you have been deprived. I will hug you now.

A/N2: Um yeah revised! Boo-Yah! Now await updates.

It's only been five minutes and I regret getting into this car.

"So . . . I said, 'How was your day?'. Now you answer. GO!" I swear she is gonna get a face full of my elbow if she doesn't fucking stop talking now.

"Doooooriiiii!" My left eye twitched, I could feel it. One more sentence and she dies in this car.

"Dorian talk to me I'm bored."

"Shut. Up. And die."I pressed the tips of my fingers to my eye to stop the twitches. I can feel a serious stress related injury inflicting itself on Lira.

"But Doooooriiiii-"

"Adrian! Pull over the fucking car, I am walking or I'm committing murder. You choose." I screamed clenching my fists and restraining the urge to dive over the seat and beat the back occupant within an inch of her senses.

My brother who previously had been one handedly texting while his eyes stayed glued to the road, looked at me with confusion. I said nothing and stared back, until he had to look away and back at the street in front of him.

"Wha?"

"Just let me out. Now." I tried not to growl it, but it came out all growl like anyways. He slowed the car and pulled up to the the sidewalk, My fingers curled around the handle.

"Wait, Dori we're five miles from home-" I cut him off with a death glare that was still a bit twitchy, "-your wearing boots." he finished deflatedly

"Not if Lira won't shut the fuck up, I'm not in the mood for her bullshit, or any bullshit for that matter."

"Uh, Dori," Lira mumbled from the back and I swear I could literally hear my neck muscles straining as I looked back at her. "I'm sorry okay I didn't know you were really that mad. Sorry."

Well guess what? I could give to shits and a quarter how sorry you are right now bitch, and if it's possible I am even more angry than before! I fucking hate her right now! Her and the fucking black haired bastard who thinks he can just ignore me, then not ignore me, then grope and confuse and piss me the fuck off! I slammed the door any started down the street. Fuck them all, and their feelings. How dare she apologize to me. I am not fucking done being angry! I need to punch something. Instead I settled for searching out a rock and kicking the stoney shit out of it. I drew back my leg and launched the rock into the street effectively cutting off my means of angry release.

Now I was just tired and a little pissed off at the rock for being so jagged and in turn veering off into the middle of the street. I want to lay down in my bed and pass out. Fucking Lira and her shitfacedness. I sat down on a nearby bench and dug into my bag for my phone. I spent about half an hour playing Tetris, growling at the little colorful blocks when they dared to make me lose. And that when I felt hands brush down my bare shoulders. Which might I say is the fucking creepiest feeling ever, so explains the high pitched squeaking noise that emitted from my throat. My hands went weak and it took ten times more effort to hold up the phone as I turned to see Collin snickering behind me. My nerves are officially frazzled and I can't even bring my self to be angry as I sigh in relief. Then let my hands drop to my lap, flipping my phone shut.

"Fuck what is wrong with you, I don't enjoy being groped." Collin raised an eyebrow and took a seat next to me. I was so utterly tempted to smack each of his eyes individually and staple his eyebrows to his teeth.

"Well you could have fooled me."

"Well obviously I have."

"Well now a bit defensive are we?"

"Defensive?"

"You were all over Victor today, now you don't like being 'groped' which I was hardly doing. Nor do you like my mention of said groping."

"Yes. You were groping me." I purposely ignored his comment about the black haired bastard known as Victor.

"What ever you say."Graciously he didn't bring up my avoidance of the topic of Victor. God just thinking about it pissed me off.

"Collin, let me ask you something."

"Uh- Okay, nothing too strange hopefully."

"Did you ever date Victor."

"What?"

" Did you ever-"

"I heard you the first time, please explain why you would ask that."

"Well victor said our kiss made him jealous."

"The kiss between me and you."

"Yeah-"

"Dori are you purposely being dense?"

"Insulting me does not help you stay alive."

"He was jealous you were kissing me. Not him."

"Why? He forced me to."

"He did but, you did it under your own terms so I guess that made him jealous. Besides if I had dated Victor he would have know I was undeniably gay and so your kiss would not have been required."

"Shut up smart ass, talk like a real person."

" I, My friend, am not a smart-" I shoved my hand over is mouth and sighed, He licked my palm, and disgusted I drew my hand back then wiped it on his face.

"You're disgusting."

"You shouldn't put your hand there."

"Shut up, people are so mentally confusing, I should just kill you all and then I'd have no problems."

"Wow, that was brilliant, such an amazing solution. What would you do with our bodies."

"Make Jello."

Silence, then laughter. I wasn't even trying to be funny. Collin was trying to stop laughing as his phone started to ring.

"Hello? Victor? Hey. Yeah. I'm at the park. Yeah."

"Idiot" I said clearing my throat and pulling open my bag carelessly tossing my phone inside.

"Oh, yeah just Dori, found her in the park playing Tetris, and scared the crap out of her."

I rolled my eyes. He fucking groped me and he knows it.

"Dori, he wants to talk to you."

"Fuck him and his wants, I want to be home yet I'm stuck here with you."

Collin had the nerve to sound insulted, and I felt kind of bad.

"Your not stuck with me, I can take you home if you want to leave."

"Give me the phone." He will not guilt me.

"Victor." I said with a growl, I wonder how those keep finding their way into my voice.

"Dori I need to talk to you tell Victor to bring you by my house." He needs to talk to me.

"No."

" Fu- Dori Please."

"Well since you asked so nicely."I said dryly.

"Please." He said in a much softer, slightly more like begging tone.

"Fine I'll come but tell him yourself." I tossed the phone to Collin who caught it with amazing and slightly creepy skill.

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So I ended up in Collin's car because he is a bitch and he will do what ever Victor says.

"You're a bitch." What?I felt he should know.

"You're a bitch."

"No, Bitch. You're a bitch."

"Fine bitch, I'm the bitch."

"No I'm top bitch and you should bow to me."

"Yeah right bitch."

"Bitch."

"Whore."

"Skank."

"Wench."

"Fine." I let him win. I have a short attention span and this car seat is comfortable.

"You are officially 'the Bitch'"

"Okay. I'm a bitch. Done?"

"Not quite." I opened my eye a crack and watched Collin fold up a piece of paper into an ugly little hat.

"What the hell are you doing ?" He shushed me with a wave of the hand getting out a marker and scribbled on the ugly folded thing.

"There," he said smacking the offending hat onto my head. "'The Bitch' hat." What ever I rolled my eyes then closed them.

I have no idea why I'm so tired, maybe it's the mental stress from all the public groping I've had to deal with today. I heard Colin snicker as he started the car, I rolled down my window as he backed out and without opening my eyes, promptly threw "The Bitch" hat out. Take that Collin you are indeed the bitch.

Ug! It's supposed to be longer I suuuck!

But these people are sexy, like angels bearing Tylenol.

Quintessence-x: Oh my lovely, love you again are first to review. I'm happy you were happy. So happy together! Crap! Ow! Stomach cramp.

CaFFy: Yes he does know, now what will he do?

Casey.Duh: Aww! I love you too! We'll make a Dori cake!

pfeiffer: Yeah I know. I seriously have no idea where they come from, I'm even thinking of a sequel for this. So I have to devote my self to finishing.

Esquirella: Thank you, your so sweet.

PindrakeCake: Apparently people like it so I'll keep on keeping on.

soulsucker: Shut up I hate you, you unsexy ho! lol Kidding and if Lira was gonna be anyone it would totally be you, only less Ditzy and more abusive. Hug.

Rainbowelectric: Hello Best Reviewer Ever. Your so cute I did this update just for you, because I suck and was supposed to update yesterday. Besided I want you to get your story fix even if you end up killing me because it took so long. Ow! Okay, I 'm in pain.

Love you all, for making me not have to kill my fictional child. Grr! longer chapter next time. Update soon, Maybe!

Oooo and to clear it up, their groping does not refer to the groping in the dressing room, explanations next chapter. hearts.