|This is What We're Subjected To
Author: Hilmary-Oceans PM
This is a collection of funny quotes, courtesy of the people in my school. Once you see the world through our eyes, you will never look at it the same way again! Please read and review.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 07-19-08 - Published: 04-07-08 - id: 2500686
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This is What We're Subjected To
Me: Sounds like a dirty word.
Rowena: No it doesn't!
Me: Rowena, your Pangaea's showing.
Rowena: Oh! Ashley, your Pangaea's showing!
Ashley: Oh my God! No!!
Rowena: Why would anyone worship Satan? He's a bad guy!
YD: Teacher, you spelt healthy wrongly!
Ashley: Check out Darren's butt!
Rowena: Stop saying yes!!
Ashley: Where's the peeing woman? (she's referring to Rowena)
Me: (later on) The peeing woman's still peeing.
Ashley: (solemnly) Let her pee.
Mrs. Greene: (The answer was George Bush) What Bush? Big Bush? Naughty, ah, you!!
Mrs. Greene: Sophie, are you licking your paper?
Mrs. Greene: Starts with C, rhymes with Bali.
Mrs. Greene: What? No! Mali!
Everyone: (starts at each other)
(Um, Mrs. Greene was hormonal.)
Ashley: Americans are bastards!
Rowena: Then why do you want to go to Las Vegas?
Ashley: I want to see bastards, do you have a problem with that?
Ashley: Greedy for food, power, money … men.
Rowena: Greedy for sex!
Ms. Nathan: But he's handsome – has hairy chest and all that – did you notice?
Andreas: (with an umbrella between his legs) Look! It's to-scale!
Me: No it isn't! Otherwise your pants will be sticking out like that too!
Andreas: (pauses) I can fold it.
Andreas: I can say 'taka' in Chinese.
Andreas: Taaaaaaa. Kaaaaaa.
Andreas: Did you know there's a drink called virgin Margherita? I never knew Margherita could get anymore virgin.
Andreas: I'm so cold! My nipples are frozen!
Me: Are you having a shower?
Andreas: I'm having a cold shower. I'm feeling very horny right now.
Andreas: Can I use the internet?
Me: Sure (hastily) don't surf for porn!
Ms. Nathan: He was bad at making –
Ms. Nathan: He committed –
Rowena: I love it when a man is vulnerable.
Andreas: I understand teenage girls! (Irony)
Rowena: Once I click, my legs are open!
Rowena: I've got a headache, I've got a very bad headache – I think I'm pregnant.
Rowena: The Philippines reminds me of porcupines – probably because of the way it's spelt.
Me: That doesn't make any sense!
Ashley: I'm gonna strip you.
Rowena: You can't strip bitches.
Ashley: I like bitches! They turn me on inside and out.
Ryan: Chemistry teachers are horny when they're stressed.
Ms. Nathan: Where did my shoe go?
Me: There's a bird in the class!
Rowena: I don't appear naked in front of my webcam!
Ashley: Yes you do! It's out little secret!
Me: Hello? Not a secret anymore!
Ashley: Oh shit.
Ashley: He's so clean! He brushes his teeth before he goes to sleep.
Me and Rowena: So do I!
Rowena: Don't you?
Ashley: Sometimes I forget …
A/N: Just for your information, Rowena and Ashley are not lesbian – they're deprived. Lol.