I am (jokingly) in love with (or so I think) a man
14 years older than I
How odd (and deranged) could I be…
to believe he could ever feel the same?

I sit before him on a desk (which I am usually about to slip off of)
counting the years until it is legalized (two years!)
My hopes are climbing (and I am falling faster)
for this man (14 years) older than I

His beauty entrances me (how pathetic…)
I find it hard not to flirt with this man (14 years) older than I

My hopes will just keep climbing
(and indeed, I will keep falling)
For this man (14 years older than I)