I WRITE SINS, NOT TRADGEDIES

IWRITE SINS, NOT TRADGEDIES!

“oh well imagine as I’m pacing in a pews in a church corridor I can’t help but hear, NO I CAN’T HELP BUT HEAR an exchanging of words…..”

“WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING!...”

-Panic at the disco

I write sins not tradgedies

A wedding was planned on a spring day. It was exactly 3:15 p.m. when angus (the groom) heard a terrifying scream. Little did he know that the scream crept out of his soon to be wife Elizabeth. “what in the world was that?” said angus. He rushed in to her dressing room to see his wife laying on the floor. Under her was a large pile of blood. He examined her up and down from her cold bloody face to her blood splattered dress. He felt for a pulse. No pulse. He cried out “no!” Jessica (the groom’s mother) ran in. she screamed “call 911!” said the groom. The police came asking “ok, we have a possible homicide.” Helda (one of the police officers) asks the groom what happened. “ I heard a scream…so I came in and…….found her like this all cold…..like.” “ok, thanks.” Said helda.

flashback

It was a dark cool night in panny park. “I love you.” Said joseph to Elizabeth. “but I don’t love you anymore! You lost your chance!” said Elizabeth. “I don’t understand! Why do you Have to marry angus? Bad enough his brother axl is a freak!” joseph said his voice getting louder. “I am! I will! Nothing will stop me……” joseph cut her off by saying “I will! Oh yes I will! And you can’t stop me not even your loser fiancé! “no!!” screamed Elizabeth. She walked to her car while joseph swore at her under his breath. “some day you’ll miss me like I missed you, some day you’ll need me like I needed you, someday you’ll love me but I won’t love you!” “fine!” she cursed at him under her breath. “see ya in hell!” said joseph.

(end of flashback)

(present)

Back at the church the audience was beginning to wonder where the bride was as “here comes the bride” was being played on the organ. IT PLAYED AND PLAYE DUNTIL ANGUS CAME DOWN THE AISLE LOOKING LIKE HE HAD A ROUGH NIGHT. HE STEPPED UP TO THE PODIUM. “ HI, THE WEDDING IS OFF…………..UMM……ELIZABETH……WAS…MURDERED!”

THE CROWD GASPED. HE RAN DOWN THE AISLE AND OUT.

AT THE POLICE STATION HELDA ASKED ANGUS IF HE KNEW ANYONE WHO MIGHT HARM ELIZABETH. “NO….WAIT! JOSEPH MUNS! YEAH HER EX SAID HE’D SEE HER IN HELL.” “TOM CHECK A MUNS, JOSEPH.” SAID HELDA. “ON IT.” SAID TOM. “SAYS HERE HE LIVES1738 N. SUNSET DRIVE.” “THANKS.”

HELDA IS on SUNSET DRIVE WHEN SHE FINDS THE HOUSE AND KNOCKS ON THE DOOR. “DOES A JOSEPH MUNS LIVE HERE?”SHE ASKED THE YOUNG MAN BLACK HAIR with blue streaks, BLACK NAILS, AND BLACK CLOTHES. WHAT A FREAK SHE THOUGHT. “ YES, BUT HE’S IN THE HOSPITAL.” SAID AXL. “ BY THE WAY HE MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT BLOOD OR ANOTHER ON HIS CLOTHES.” HE FINISHED AND SLAMMMED THE DOOR.

SHE DROVE TO THE LOCAL HOSPITAL ASKED FOR HIM. “ HE’S IN ROOM 16.” SAID THE NURSE. SHE WALKED IN THERE AND HE SAID “ ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ME?” “YES.” HELDA SAID “I KNOW WHY.” JOSEPH SAID “ I KILLED HER, I DID IT ELIZABETH DESERVED IT, SHE DID AND ALWAYS WILL.”

THREE WEEKS LATER after his healing in the hospital HE WAS ARRESTED AND SENTENCED TO LIFE IN PRISON.

AS FOR ANGUS HE HAS MARRIED AND HAS 3 CHILDREN.

JOSEPH WAS IN PRISON UNTIL HE HUNG HIMSELF WITH TOOTH FLOSS IN HIS CELL.

AS FOR JESSICA SHE HAS PAST ON A MINOR HEARTATTACK.

AXL HAS MOVED ON TO COLLEGE AND SOLD ALL OF JOSEPHS STUFF IN A RUMMAGE SALE.