A l33t Adventure

A l33t Adventure

By Thunderboom

In t3h l4nd 0f l33t, th3r3 liv3d 4 y0ung grrl. H3r n4m3 w45 M3li554, 4nd sh3 w45 v3ry h4ppy.

Th3n, 0ne d4y, whil3 t3h vill4g3rs w3r3 sl33ping, 4 g4ng 0f b4ndit5 c4m3 t0 t3h vill4g3.

"Kekeke..." t3h b4ndit l34d3r, L0rd G0rg4n, s4id, "500n th3y sh4ll 4ll b3 0ur pri50n3r5! Th3n w3 will 5t34l th3ir v4lu4bl35!"

T3h 0th3r b4ndit5 luv3d thi5 pl4n, 4nd th3y 4ll ch33r3d l0udly.

Unf0rtun4t3ly, th3ir sh0ut5 0f h0p3 4nd j0y w0k3 up littl3 M3li554.

"Wh4t r j00 d0ing h3r3?" sh3 45ked th3m.

"Littl3 grrli3," L0rd G0rg4n s4id, "W3 r simpl3 tr4v3l3r5. W3 m34n n0 h4rm."

"Y34h, right..." M3li554 s4id, smiling wick3dly.

Th3n sh3 t0t4lly pwn3d t3h b4ndit5, l34ving th3ir digit4l r3m4in5 t0 r3sp4wn.

In t3h r34l wurld, M3li554 w45 l4ughing 3vily.

"Kekeke!" sh3 cri3d, "I m t3h m45t3r 0f 4ll MMORPGs!"

Th3n sh3 r3th0ught whut sh3 h4d s4id.

"0n s3c0nd th0ught," sh3 s4id, "I'm n0t th4t g00d 4t '3ndg4m3s'. Pir0g03th i5 w4y b3tt3r th4n m3."

Th3n sh3 n0tic3d h3r c0mput3r scr33n.

"Sw33t!" sh3 3xcl4im3d, "M0ar n00bs t0 d35tr0y! 4nd th3y'r3 z0mbi35! I'v3 4lw4y5 w4nt3d t0 d3f34t t3h und34d!"

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