Okay, so I was utterly bored last night, and I was talking to my friend and Beta, Ali, and I decided I would annoy him (cuz it's sooooo much fun!) and this is what I came up with. If you wish, you can adapt it to your own name or whatever.

The tea comes from Camilla Morton's 'How To Walk In High Heels - The Girl's Guide To Everything', page 187. Cuz that book is brilliant.

R&R please!

Laura

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Laura has gone for a break.

Meanwhile, would you like some compliments?

Sorry, that answer does not register, please answer either 'yes' or 'no'.

You have answered ‘yes’. I am afraid we are currently out of compliments.

You have answered ‘no’. That is a shame. Would you like a cup of tea, instead?

You have answered ‘yes’. Please state which number cup of tea you would like:
1) PG Tips
2) English Breakfast
3) Earl Grey
4) Lapsang Souchong
5) Darjeeling
6) Silver Needles
7) Peppermint
8) Camomile
9) More...

You have chosen ‘More...’. Please state which cup of tea you would like:
10) Fruity
11) Green Tea
12) Echinacea and Raspberry
13) Lemon Tea

Sorry, that answer does not register, please choose a number.

You have chosen number ‘(Insert number)‘, thankyou...Here is your drink. Enjoy.

You have answered ‘no’. That is a shame. How about a mug of coffee?

You have answered ‘yes’. Thankyou...Here is your drink. Enjoy.

You have answered ‘no’. That is a shame. Well, you can forget getting anything else, you picky person.

Laura has now returned from her break.