My cheeks blush as I read her review

I close my eye and try to stop laughing

And get the heat off my face

But I can hear her voice in my head saying

“Honest to God. The boy said ‘let’s go get her’.”

Yes I looked venerable but all I do is sit there, what can you expect.

And “I’d only lie to get out of trouble.”

When aren’t you in some kind of trouble?

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I love you… don’t hurt me!