My foot is numb

From a lack of

blood flow.

For I was sitting on it

I fear the moment

I will arise

and require the use of

Said body part.

It will hurt

Most assuredly it will.

When the stings and the pricks

Like being stabbed with

Hundreds of needles and pins.

Attack my foot.

Causing me to

Look like a 'tard.

Whilst walking across the gymnasium.

I thing perhaps it is best to remain

Sitting.