I like pants because

They keep my legs warm.

I like shoes because

They keep my feet from being dirty.

I like hats

Even if they make my hair stick up.

In funny ways that make people laugh.

That makes me sad…

I like walruses

Because they make life so much better.

Oh yes, those creatures of the deep.

Oh yes, they make me smile.

Wally Says!: If you're a walrus, please call (208) 589-3279. I love you.