America’s Next Top Model

Tyra, pardon me for this parody

But, how many Top models are there going to be?

One, two, a million or three?

For me your show is funny

Girls fret about eating half a grape

And these are the role models

Whom you say inspire girls in every state?

Girls who can’t add

Or put anything on a map

They wouldn’t know anything about Jacques Chirac

(by the way he’s the old PM of France)

You claim your girls are role models

For what?

The fact that there dress size is a minus 2

You just perpetuate dreams for young girls

That can’t come true