Happy endings are for losers,

Give me a melodramatic mystery that never ends.

Nor do i want a prince or a knight in shining armor,

I just want the underdog with a burning passion to win.

I don't want to be swept off my feet,

I like the ground and wish to stay on it.

No need to save me from the evil witch,

I can handle her on my own.

I'm no damsel in distress,

and I'm defiantly not a princess.

So safe me the fairytale bullshit,

I just want someone who'll stand by my side,

as equals,

No prince.

No castle.

Just the two of us,

in plain ol' 'I love you' romance.