Lady Pirates

This may come as a surprise to you

But women can be pirates too

We are equal as men

So that means we can do anything that they can do

We can hoist the sails

We can sail through the gails

We can swab the poop decks

Lady pirates are equal to men

We can do anything that they can do

We can pillage other ships

Take their treasure

They go into town to buy

But, unlike the men

Who spend their pillage on women and rum

I think I’ll take a different type of fun

Juicy Couture purses is what I’d by

With my ransom from the ship

I’d spend the rest on lattes and mochas

Then I’d go back to the ship

To loot another day

This may come as a surprise to you

But, women can be pirates too

(this poem was inspired by a review from Peanuts Factory)