The Lonely Cucumber and the Aquatic Badger.

This is the story of the Lonely Cucumber and the Aquatic Badger, but it goes backwards, like a cake on a string. Lastly, I could tell you how the Lonely Cucumber’s ex-girlfriend’s dead husband’s sister-in-law’s cousin turned his leg blue, but that’s very important. Before that, they swam all the way across the desert in a bathtub using only their tentacles to paddle through the oil cans. And first of all, no one could take the flour sack from the Aquatic badger because my window is shut.

The Beginning