A long, long time ago, in the ancient land of Hyrule, the castle was under an attack. And Princess Zelda and Young Link tried to make evil Ganon think that when he ruled the world there would be something he would lack. But his response it wasn’t great. He lashed out with all his hate. He knocked out all the guards, and hit the castle really hard. He got the Triforce of Power and he made the world so very sour. When everyone thought it was their last hour, that’s when, a hero came.

So my, my, this hero named Link has some arrows and the lenses of truth, I think. He left his home and I’m not gonna lie, he said I’m gonna make Ganon die. Bing bing bing. I’m gonna make Ganon die.

Did you know this Kokiri dude is almost always kind, almost never rude? But he can use the sword real well. Oh do you see him with the Ocarina of Time? He’s gonna make it have a nice chime, cause he’s gonna save the world some day. Well I know he got the Spiritual Stones, cause he beat the bosses all alone. And he got some cool items its true. And then he learned an awesome tuuuune. Well he opened the Door of Time, but Ganon slipped on in behind. The world was crushed down to a grind, that day, when he pulled the sword. And I was singing:

My, my, this hero named Link has some arrows and the lenses of truth, I think. He left his home and I’m not gonna lie, he said I’m gonna make Ganon die. I’m gonna make Ganon die.

Well he finally got the Medallions and he went to fight Ganon on his black stallion to free Zelda from her captivity. So he hit them all with his light arrows. They stung at ‘em like an angry flock of sparrows and they broke all the barriers. So he made a run up to the top, he had to be careful, it was a pretty big drop and he hit Ganon real hard. That’s when Ganon played his last card. He hit his tower so much that it fell apart with just one touch. And that began the final battle. And Zelda was singing:

My, my, this hero named Link has some arrows and the lenses of truth, I think. He left his home and I’m not gonna lie, he said I’m gonna make Ganon die. I’m gonna make Ganon die.

Ganon made his last stand and the sages sealed him at Zelda’s command and now he’s gone for good. Well I went down to Lon Lon Ranch where all of the evil had come to a stance and the owner said why don’t we celebrate. And after that the Gorons danced, the Zoras laughed and the Kokiris advanced. Except for King Zora and Mido. They just wanted to go to a lido. And the sages I admire most, returned to the world in which they host. They’re going on but Ganon’s toast. All because of just one boy. And we were singing:

My, my, this hero named Link has some arrows and the lenses of truth, I think. He left his home and I’m not gonna lie, he said I’m gonna make Ganon die. I’m gonna make Ganon die.