I like how her voice sounds like she is always pissed at me and ready to blame me for everything.
I like how if I ask her for some help she cant help be because I am smarter then her.
I like how I live here but seem to be treated like a maid or babysitter.
I like how she puts herself before everyone else in the house.
I like how everything she has to do is more important then what anyone else has to do.
I like how her opinion is the only one that matters and is allowed to win an argument.
I like how she expects everyone else to drop what they are doing and do what she wants them to.
I absolutely love my mom.

Yeah and I like how all that was just a big lie.