Oksy, not really a poem, just random things people say at my strange school. I might add more.

Stock Investment Class (doom)

"Who wants to play for cash? Anyone, anyone?"

"...and then I told her I like cheese- stop laughing!"

"OH MY GOD! I CAN FLY!" (jumps off desk) (thud)

"We're NOT using computers?"

"We're on a rollarcoaster! WHEE!!"

"Hey, Brittany! We're putting you on youtube!"

"Now, invest! Invest invest invest!"