I have a secret

I have a secret.

Who can I tell?

Tell no one.

But I have to tell someone.

Then it won’t be a secret.

But I have to tell someone.

Tell no one.

I can tell whatshername?

No.

How about whatshisname?

No.

I can’t tell anyone.

Yet I have to tell someone.

Who can I tell?

Tell no one.

It’s a secret for the grave.