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We just can’t wait to leave G by Disneyluver and Louise
Summary: this is a parody of the disneymania version of “I just Can’t wait to be king” from Disney’s The Lion King. I wrote this parody all by my-
Louise( hits her over the head a few times with a huge mallet): Dingbat! We wrote it together.
(huge lumps the size of apples appear on Disneyluver's head where Louise's mallet hit it) Owww. What did you hit me for, Weezy
(Louise smacks her head with her mallet between her words): Don't... Call.. Me... Weezy... you ... dingbat...
Sheesh, no need to get your knickers in twist, Louise. Fine Louise, my friend and fellow 2006 G graduate helped write it with me
Louise: thank you
(rubs her head where it got smacked) that’s gonna leave a mark. Anyways, where was i? It takes place when we were about to leave G in June 2006. This spoof includes 2006 G Grads, 2005 G grads and non-grads. Names have been switched to protect people’s privacy. Please read and review. We worked very hard on it. thanks
G grads: Let’s party! YAHHOOOO!
Daryl: you said it!
Rachel: Just beyond the campus
Adam: A few days down the line
Jackie: The coveted G diploma
Louise: is gonna be mine (high fives Disneyluver)
Candance: We’ll be totally respected
Daryl: From the teachers to Team 1B
Alexis: They’ll all be lining up-
Casey: yeah right (Alexis ignores her and finishes her line)
To get advice from me!
Kami: That weekend will be an awesome jubilee (all the grads cheer)
Robbie: Oh, we just can’t wait to leave G
Caitlin: We’re gonna be the greatest class
Parker: So independent living programs beware
Jeff: We’ve patiently waited all this time
Disneyluver: All we need is a bit more hair ( yanks a handful of Derek’s hair out)
Derek: OUCH!
Sam: we’re gonna be the main event
Adam: Like no class before
Jasmine: We’re brushing up on our pomping skills (G grads groan)
Ingrid: Ha ha!
Elizabeth: have fun at grad practice! (G grads mutter curses under their breath)
Lisa: I can’t wait to leave out the door
Seth: Every one will be full o’ envy
Naomi: rub it in why don’t you? (G grads stick out their tongues)
Orion: Oh, we just can’t wait to leave G
Willow: No staff sayin' do this
Carrie: No staff telling us to be there
Amber: No staff saying do that
Lee: No staff saying see here
Andy: Free to plan our day
Derek: Free to do things our way
G Grads: We want to leave G
Clair(under her breath): I wish I could too
Ken: No staff saying do this
Nancy: No staff telling us to be there
Rachel: No staff saying do that
Sam: No staff saying see here
Robbie: Free to plan our day
Nicky: Free to do things our way (snogs robbie)
Louise: The time is here
Trudy: As someone said
Daryl: To talk of the graduation to come
G Grads: grrrrrr.
Nancy: this is totally true
G grads: we wish it was a load of Sh-(sees staff looking at them) uh, shitake mushrooms
Robert: I’d rather stick to talkin’ bout my freedom
Tanya: It's easy to be a graduate
Parker: If you already think you are fine
Cain: It isn’t just my right
Jeff: Even our left will be divine
Disneyluver: We can hardly wait til Mrs. B says “I now pronounce you alumni of RV an’ G”
Phil: We just can’t wait to leave G
Caitlin: Oh oh..
Louise: We just can’t wait to leave G
Alfred : We just can’t wait to leave G
Willow: Come on (G gads jump into the air like the image on the “High school musical 2” poster)