Get up.
A, B, C, D…
Put your mouth to the microphone,
Spell it out.
Use your words.
You’re blabbering like a baby!
No one out here can understand
a single word you’re saying.

Sit down.
1, 2, 3, 4…
Put your head in your hands.
Cry out.
Pull your hair.
You’re embarrassing us all anyway.
Forget it, you’re just
embarrassing yourself.