This is just a little something I threw together to write inside the card i bought for a good freind of mine for her graduation party...thing. The only thing you really need to know for this to make sense is that my friend is the clumsiest person you'll ever hope to meet, and the one thing she crashes into or trips over the most is a doorway. Therefore, she hates all doorways. I don't know how much I like this, but it was intended for laughs more than anything.

The Graduation Poem

I’m kinda cheap and lazy
So here’s a poem and a 20
I couldn’t think of a better way to say,
“I love ya. Go buy some anime.”
I’m proud of you for getting your GED
Now you’re legally smarter than me
I’ll bet you feel like you can do anything
You’ve got the urge to dance on the tables and sing
Maybe you’re even planning world domination
As dictator, you’ll remove every doorframe in the nation
Don’t let your success go to your head
Or you be tripping over something else instead
I hope you enjoyed this silly little rhyme
Maybe I’ll write you another sometime