Freakkk – Prologue

Freakkk – Prologue

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

I’m screwed. Utterly screwed.

This is a huge mess. Like literally humungous, and I'm completely done for. I can’t get out of it. There's no way.

Oh, God.

What am I going to do? How can I get out of this? I know I already said that I can't, but it's one of those questions you can't help but ask even though you're utterly screwed.

This is chaos.

I’m ruining friendships here.

I mean, how did it even get to this? I don’t even know! It started with something so simple and just escalated and escalated until… well, we got to this!

Oh, wow, I’m ranting. I just can’t help it. I’m so screwed.

Oh, God.

I didn’t mean to do this. I didn’t. It was all innocent at first and then… things just started to happen! I just… I don’t know! Help me!

Oh my gosh I’m freaking out. Can you tell? (Rhetorical question, of course)

By now, I’m sure you’re asking yourself, “Who the hell are you and why are you so screwed?”

To answer your questions in the midst of my ranting, I’m Christina Gregory and I just totally ruined my life, not to mention everyone else’s. Oh, God, just thinking about it makes me want to cry.

Now, I’m sure you’re practically screaming, “WHAT DID YOU DO?" Well, I can’t really tell you that. It’s too complicated for me to just say yeah, this happened. All that I can really say is that it all started with a little trip to the Bahamas. Do you really want to know what happened? How I screwed up my life royally? Well then, I’ll tell you. Not that it's worth hearing, how pathetic I am and how much I screwed everything up.

Cue everyone yelling, "Shut up, Christina!"

I just wanted to say, before I leave, that I’m sorry you have to listen to me. Okay okay, now I’m going.