A question asked repeatedly by children on a car ride.

Are we there yet!?
Yes. Where we wanted to go
is in the middle of the highway
because you know,
my dream has always been
to get hit by a car.

Are we there yet!?
No. The car has stopped
and we are getting out
but we are definitely not there.

Are we there yet!?
Yes. As we got into the car
and put on our seatbelts,
we traveled through time
and skipped the car ride.

Are we there yet!?
No. I thought it would be fun
to drive on a never-ending road
without ever arriving at
our prescheduled destination.

Are we there yet!?
Yes. Every time you ask that
we go three times faster
resulting in us making
a two hour drive
within five minutes.

Are we there yet!?
Yes.
Really?
NO!