AN: My very first story! (yay for me)

The skull from under the couch

In someone's home there is a couch, and under this couch is a skull! So whenever someone sits down on the couch, the skull talks to this person.

"Aww," said someone sitting down on the couch.

The skull smiled. "Hello stupi-I mean, hello. What good weather we are having." said the skull.

The person said, "Who are you and why do you think the weather is good? It's been raining for two days. I had to buy a wet suit."

"Oh I'm sorry. I didn't know. It's nice and dry under here. You know, under the couch, because I'M THE SKULL FROM UNDER THE COUCH!!".

"Well that's a lame name; and what are you doing under my COUCH??"

"What do you mean? I was under here when you were a kid living here."

"Oh yeah, I remember you."

"Great, now Mr.-?"

"Ned, my name is Ned."

"Mr. Ned, is your refrigerator running?"

"Well no, it's not. Can you fix it?"

"Umm; never mind that. Hmm... I've got a dog with no nose."

"Oh that poor thing. Wait how do you have a dog, and hey, I know what your doing, your trying do make a joke."

"Ugh you need to say: 'How does he smell?' And then I say: 'Bad!'"

"Yeah, I know what you're trying to do. You enjoy the sound of laughter."

"No I don't."

"Yes you do."

"No I don't."

"Yes you do."

"Fine, I do."

"I knew it."

"Well what do you plan to do with knowing that I like laughter?"

"Nothing. Hahahahhaha!"

"Huh? Why would you want to know if you don't plan on doing anything?"

"Oh I don't know; maybe I'll tell your brother or someone. Do you have a brother?"

"Sadly, yes I do have a brother; he is called, THE MAGICAL SKULL FROM UNDER THE PARK BENCH!! As you can see, he's magical, and he's under a park bench which means he gets a lot more people to talk to."

Someone sits down on a park bench "Hello stupid man. I am THE MAGICAL SKULL FROM UNDER THE PARK BENCH!! Its time for you to DIE!!"

"WHAT! WHERE-AGGGRRrrr (Bleh)."

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

"As I told you-”

I think I like you better.”

“Thank you.”

"You're welcome."

"Anyway, I have to go. Bye."

"Bye."