A dilly a dally

Will somebody please tell me why the rules matter?

I never signed up to play this game

Or if I did I was gravely misinformed

So captain, commander

Why do the rules matter?

Why must I follow you?

Why must I have my bed made by 8am everyday?

Why do two and two always equal four

Why can’t it ever equal two?

It’s just dilly and dallying

I never signed up to play this game

Roll the dice

I’m trying to get out.

Dilly and dally