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Author: Maralie
Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Reviews: 70 - Published: 05-08-08 - Updated: 07-28-08 - id:2515137

I stare at him. Okay... like what in the world just happened here? He rolls his eyes, 'You're not gonna get anywhere if you think like that you know...Boy, I hope you're just slow mentally...'

Mr.Monet flares his nostrils at me (ugh... I could like practically see up his nose), "Well why don't you take a seat!"

Well why don't you just chill idiot! Oh my God, I've never met such an annoying person. Carrot The Hooded Boy laughs. Wow. Guess he heard my comment. He smirks and shakes his head as I walk down the aisle to take the empty seat behind him. I grimace thinking, "Why don't you like, just stay out of my head!"

When I thought that class couldn't get more quiet, it dropped to a whole new level of silence. Shrinking in my seat I think that I just shouted my last phrase out for the whole class to hear. What the heck are people supposed to think of me now?

The first person to start laughing besides Carrot top was this girl with short brown hair. 'Oh my God, I think the new student just escaped from the mental hospital!'

Ouch. That wasn't really nice... I slump down even more in my seat when this guy beside Carrot Boy thinks, 'Well she's lucky that she's not ugly, 'cause then she'd be ugly and crazy...'

I bang my head onto the desk.

"Whoa, like okay!" some other brunette girl beside me says as she stares at me.

How could this be! I like made myself a social outcast in less than fifteen minutes! Well, maybe that whole concept of me being like Carrie is starting to sound like home right now...

"Mr.Robs, I'm leaving this lunatic- I mean student in your hands," Mr.Monet says as he leaves.

Mr.Robs ponders at that comment, 'Hm, I never really understood why they promoted that guy... He's a tard...'

Like he'd just notice this now. I have a feeling that Mr.Robs is a tad bit slow... Okay very slow! He's so slow that the hairs on that redhead guy's chin would start growing!

Mr.Monet randomly bursts back into the room huffing (wow, you'd think the pig was running a marathon but really it was a thirty second fast walk), "Do you need a straight jacket?"

Everyone starts laughing. From that point on, I knew that every human being in this entire universe had some kind of reasonable purpose. No matter how vile, disgusting, or hairy they are, they are still remotely useful. Take Mr.Monet for example, his job is to ruin my life and humiliate me. I'm gonna be a total Social Ghost...

'You got that line from The Academy Is..., "We've Got a Big Mess on Our Hands", right?' I stare at the back of Carrot Top's head, well hoodie anyways.

'What are you doing in my head Red? Oh, and yes I did.' Ha, Red and head rhymed... ugh, I disgust myself sometimes, I need to be less

'Hey, can't a mind reader just like look around the block? My name is Danny, not Red or Carrot Boy or Hoodie...'

I blush with embarrassment then fume with anger, what's the deal with him violating my thoughts?! Oh wait, haha, I'm doing it right now...

The Whoa, Like Okay girl taps my shoulder, "Hey are you a Gemini?"

Some guy shouts out, "Give it a rest Sandra,"

Mr.Robs grabs a book as if he was going to read it and says blandly, "Cool it guys- I mean calm down class." What really surprised me was when he actually propped his feet up on the desk to start reading. Oh my God, yeah, the school system over here is... interesting.

I look at Sandra, who was still bent on hearing my answer, "Yeah..." I finally say.

She claps her hands, "I knew it! Geminis are always so crazy!"

Danny turns around to face me and mouths 'Airhead'. Yeah, I like found that out ten years ago...

Sandra flops her hands onto my desk, I jump nearly knocking this guy with glasses beside me. He gets this hilarious look on his pale face (a thunder stricken deer). He jumps back.

"Ah! I don't want to catch whatever you have!" He says adjusting his glasses.

I scowl and mimic him in a deep idiotic voice then I call him a dweeb. He grimaces. 'What a violent woman, no wonder she has her proper place with the freaks!'

Danny stares at me, 'You heard that too? Yeah, apparently I'm like poison to everybody here and Sandra's considered as..."

'Too much sugar?' I try being clever and/or funny (which a ferociously sad attempt)

Danny lifts an eyebrow, 'Whatever.'

Sandra cuts in out of nowhere like a wailing child that won't shake free from your leg, "Hey! What's with this awkward silence?"

"Nothing." Both Danny and I say together. Eh right, freaky, I hope we don't share like one brain now, due to this whole new found mind reading channel...

I stare hard at Sandra, would she be my only friend at this school? I try to read her mind, '...I wonder if I'm getting my toes waxed again toady...' I seriously have nothing to say to you about this guys. Um, if Sandra's my friend then at least I know she has a um... vibrant(?) personality...

I look ahead at the board to what seemed to have been some kind of history lesson. Uh... are we supposed to be learning right now? Like, not to sound like a party pooper or anything but this is what school is made for? Well, besides socializing...

"Uh, aren't we supposed to be learning something right now?" I ask raising up my hand.

At first Mr.Robs doesn't seem to hear anything. I watch the guy beside Danny sigh, 'Might as well help her. Hey, she's pretty cute too!'

I hear Danny laugh as I look down at my desk. Danny leans in and whispers, "Guess Cam's checking you out."

"Hey, Mr.Robs, don't we like, have some lesson to do?" he asks flipping his blond hair.

Mr.Robs starts to laugh, yup, he laughed. Everyone stares. I guess all adults here are crazy...

"Well, aren't you guys done the work? You can't appreciate if I give you time off?" he asks.

I guess not... Danny turns around and gives me a look. I shrug.

"Well then, you guys would just have to summarize the last three chapters that we studied today..." he begins.

A chorus of 'whats', 'no's', and 'you suck', came out when the teacher said that. Mr.Robs apparently looked chilled. I watch the girl with the brown hair who called me mental point to Cam, "Cam! Look what you just did!"

"What?" he says, I watch him glance at me and smile. Oh no way... like slow down man... I don't know you... Hey, but I have to admit, he's not too shabby. For slow people, he's freakin' hot, okay?

'Ha, you would've been dead if you said that out loud, the girl that he was talking to, Gisele, that's his girlfriend...' Danny sends the message to me.

I grimace, his girlfriend is that little cow? Okay... 'Um, then how come Cam's "checking me out"?'

'Cause he can! Think how high up "Jock" is on the social scale Desy. Basically he could have any girl he wants. Oh my God, how much I envy this man...'

I shake my head and hear the bell ring, good, it's lunch! Glad I didn't show up for my first class... Oh my God, how am I supposed to fight off Cam's advances? I watch Gisele give me this death glare... Ha, I can't even tell you what she just thought of me... Yeah, it was that cold. Oh, and what's up with Danny invading my space? Like hello, this is my head... Well, I can't be the hypocrite here, I violate people's minds too. Guilty as charged. Hm, so are Sandra and Danny my friends here? Whoa, when you think you wouldn't be the social outcast... Weird because people like Danny would be one of the most popular people back at my old school.

Sandra taps my shoulder, "Desy, are you like, coming or what?"

I look up from my desk as Sandra stands over me like some celestial figure, with her brown hair all tied up with clips and stuff... she looked like a celebrity. Danny stands beside her towering over us as he says, "You could eat with us, I guess..."

Woo, welcoming...



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