"Me grammar ain't worser

"Me grammar ain't worser."

"What if there were no hypothetical situations?"

"I think it'd be cool to be a guy ... or a giraffe."

"I am stealth, hear me roar!"

"A kite flies on a string, not a stick."

"Smooth, like butter on a bald monkey's head."

"Oh it's awfully, dreadfully, dreadful!"

"Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door"

"If you give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a night. If you light a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"Don't let a suitcase full of cheese be your big fork and spoon."

"When there's a will there's a wooly mammoth."

"I've come to speak. You've come to listen. If you finish before me, wait and we'll leave together."

"If I ain't in Heaven, and I ain't in Hell, than I must be in Nebraska."

"They can smell fear just be looking at ya', so keep quiet."

"That's enough to make me LOL out loud!"

"Life would be so sweet, if these were both my feet."

"Breethe my pasty friend."

"Actually sir, the law does apply to fruit."

"We are defenseless against pudding!"

"I don't want to control everything, I just want events to mold to my desires."

"Turn right here left."

"I love mankind; It's people I can't stand."

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I'm not skitzophranic,

And neither am I."