I’ve been watching last nights Late Night With Conan O’Brien, and he did another preview of GTA IV, the “toned down” version, and the second scene is a mother giving her son driving lessons and she says “That’s it, hands on the wheel at ten and two”

I just want to know… Does anyone out there over the age of 18 honestly keep both hands on the wheel, and ten and two? Maybe a couple people do.. Seriously though.. I’ve seen some people driving with no hands on the wheel at all! Why do they even say ten and two, I mean, if you get in an accident with your hands like that, it could blow your thumbs off.

Another thing they showed, was a guy talking about a piece of cheese cake and he says “Oh so that’s(emphasized) where that second piece of cheesecake went… To much little Debby, not enough Jenny Craig.”

Since when did Jenny Craig ever work? Really Jenny, if you want people to use your diet program, use Nicole Richie as your spokeswoman. Not Kirstie Ally. KAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHNN! Seriously, Kirtsie Ally is getting BIGGER. Did you read the National Enquirer a few weeks ago? Seriously… when you’re on a diet program, and your getting fatter... There is something wrong with the program, and if you’re a diet program, and you hire Kirtsie Ally to advertise for you, you need a new brain.

Just in case you guys were wondering, I happen to know for a fact that the National Enquirer is a good source for news. They are the only people besides the local newspaper who reported on the giant snake that tried to eat me when I was a kid, and then the police came and shot it.

I just saw a commercial for Las Vegas.. and I have to say.. Someone needs to go down there with a video camera and film it for three days, and then make a movie out of it.